Currently, I'm hiding ice cream, chocolate, cookies and raspberries, as well as chapstick, make up wipes, make up remover, facewash, and various items of clothing, including socks and a sweater. Unless I hide these things, they disappear, taken into the great unknown by my kids. If I ever do see my missing things again, they're usually used up and worn out, not at all like they were before.
The problem with hiding things is that I forget where I put them. Then I can't find them either!
Eye make up remover. I can make a bottle last several weeks, maybe even a few months. My teenage daughter, on the other hand, can go through one in a couple weeks. Then she takes mine. I don't like having my eyes all wet, with mascara running down my face, while I run around trying to find where she's put my stuff. And when I do finally find it, it's down to almost nothing.
Scented lotion. I have a bottle by my bed. This is a risky move. The last time I had a bottle there I got a sweet request to borrow some. Being the generous mother I am, I agreed. I meant, you can use it this one time. I failed to take into account that allowing a kid borrow something once now means they own it. Pretty soon I found that bottle with no more than a teaspoonful left in it.
Sometimes I get overly confident. This happened recently with my make up wipes. I was tired of hiding them and thought maybe they'd be okay left out a couple times. Maybe I was being paranoid they would disappear. Bad move. That was the last I saw of them. They are nowhere to be found. Vanished into thin air because no one is admitting to taking them...
Chapstick. I've offered to buy every kid their own. Do you know how long they can keep track of their own chapstick? About two seconds. So my chapstick becomes a breeding ground for every cold and flu virus known to man! It's gotten so bad that I now have to keep two chapsticks in my purse. One for the community and one (hidden, of course) for me.
Food. Some of you might be wondering why I have to hide food. Am I denying my children nourishment? Not at all, they get plenty! It's just a reality that if something good is in sight, they will eat it. They won't think about saving any for anyone else. And let's face it, most of the time, kids really don't even appreciate mommy treats. I mean they're just as happy with Hershey as Godiva. My boys inhale their food without tasting it. They're not stopping to savor anything.
My brother in law posted a picture on Facebook of my sister's closet this week. In between the sweaters on the top shelf was a big bag of chocolate. He wrote that he's sure she just has it there for safe keeping. Ah, right...
What are you hiding from little eyes and hands today?
Hahaha! I hide the chocolate. And my mascara and hair spray! I make my kids eat carrots and apples while I sneak chocolate chips while they aren't looking....ReplyDelete
A mom's got to do what a mom's got to do to get her chocolate! :)Delete
Oh, I hide my chocolate too! Only I get the dark chocolate sea salt expensive stuff! Thanks for linking up. Finally getting around to reading posts! :)ReplyDelete
Thanks, Meredith! I haven't tried dark chocolate sea salt. It sounds delicious!!Delete
Hilarious! I can tell that your blog is going to be a helpful resource for me since my kids are all still so little. It's pretty easy to hide things from three-year-olds, especially since the kitchen is gated off with baby gates. But this post is like a glimpse into my future!ReplyDelete
Haha! You'll learn to get very creative with your hiding places! :)Delete
Totally hide my sodas and treats all the time. Came over from Manic Mondays-- loved this! Thanks for brightening my day!ReplyDelete
Thanks, Brittany! Glad to know I'm not the only one! :)Delete
Oh my goodness, the closet story is so me!! My tween daughter steals everything I own as well and my hiding tactics seem to do no good for her taking my stuff or my ability to find the hidden items!ReplyDelete
I hate it when I can't find the things I've hidden! :)Delete
OH so perfect! I do the same thing. The comment hit home: "They're just as happy with Hershey as Godiva". Exactly why I hide the Gelato! Thanks for linking up with #mommyreality!ReplyDelete
Good to know you're hiding things, too! Moms have to stick together in that! :)Delete
I confess to hiding chocolate and if my daughter borrows any of my girly things I like to oversee it for the exact reasons you mentioned above - they either disappear for ever or are returned half empty.ReplyDelete
It's nice to know that it happens the world over!